Thursday, January 25, 2007

Fawlty Towers: The Kipper and the Corpse

Now you all know that running a hotel is not an easy task!

Enjoy this classic scene from The Kipper and the Corpse:
One of the guests has died in his bed during the night. Basil thinks the kippers (which should have been thrown out weeks ago) might be responsible. Basil tries to hide the kippers from the doctor; then Basil, Polly and Manuel try to hide the body in the cupboard. But things get far more complicated...


Sybil: What were you talking to him Basil, car strikes, was it? Basil: Thank you, Sybil. Dr Price:I don't understand, he's been dead for about 10 hours. Basil: Yes it's so final isn't it. Sybil: Basil! Basil: Well, wouldn't you say it was final dear, I'd say it's pretty bloody final. Dr Price: You mean to tell me you didn't realise this man was dead! Basil: Well, people don't talk that much in the morning. Look, I'm just delivering a tray, right. If the guest isn't singing "Oh What a Beautiful Morning" I don't immediately think: "Oh, there's another snuffed it in the night. Another name in the "Fawlty Towers Book of Remembrance". I mean this is a hotel, not a Burma railway!
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Basil: What are you looking at me like that for? Sybil: Basil, there's a kipper sticking out of your jumper.
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Basil: Good morning, good morning. Miss Gatsby: Oh, you're very cheerful this morning, Mr Fawlty. Basil: Yes, well one of the guests has just died.
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Basil: Oh spiffing, absolutely spiffing... Two dead, twenty- five to go!
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Basil: (to Miss Tibbs) Now I've warned you about this before! You can hide in your own cupboard but not in other people's!
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Miss Tibbs: He's dead! Basil: (to the guests) Yes, it's her husband, she hasn't got over it. He died thirty years ago.
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Miss Tibbs: In the cupboard! Basil: No more today! You've had enough!

Monday, January 22, 2007

Are you a film buff?


It's time to put your film credentials to the test with these three (very) easy film quizzes. Good luck!

European Films - Quiz 1
Can You Name These Classic Movies? - Quiz 2
Best Films of the Century - Quiz 3

Thursday, January 18, 2007

How good are you at trivia?

How good are you at trivia? Find out with these four (easy) quizzes in increasing level of difficulty.

Subjects: Science, Geography, Sports and Music.

General Knowledge Quiz 1
General Knowledge Quiz 2
General Knowledge Quiz 3
General Knowledge Quiz 4

Monday, January 15, 2007

Driving Test Quiz


Four out of five motorists would fail if they had to take their driving test again, a survey has revealed. How would you fare?
Would you pass your driving test (in Great Britain)?

Saturday, January 13, 2007

Monty Python Job Interview

You've sent your cover letter and CV and have been invited to a job interview. You're closer to getting your dream job! Now you ask yourself how to handle a possibly difficult interview. How should you respond to tricky questions? Check this skit by Monty Python!


PS: What's the subtitled language?

Monday, January 08, 2007

Quiz time

Quiz time again!

Try first this motivating little quiz on Future Hopes and Plans.

And now, a bit of pronunciation warm-up. Check this easy Rhyming Pairs Quiz: Part 1, Part 2.

How well do you know the punctuation rules in English?
Check your knowledge with this Punctuation quiz.

Let's finish today's practice with this Grammar & Vocabulary Test.

Good luck!

Friday, January 05, 2007

Happy 2007!

A Happy New Year to all of our friends and visitors at UseYourEnglish!


We hope 2007 brings everyone health, love and harmony.

Let the fertility of your minds push your English to new heights!